The Bane of my Existence

Dried Squid. They eat it here like potato chips, it’s sold cheap and people love it. I hate it.
Aligned with my repulsion for anything fishy, this snack is close to the worst thing I’ve seen or smelt yet… and it always seems that those people around me love to use it as torture .. in their eating and enjoyment, I am left gagging and uncomfortable.. it’s just not fair really. Then today, I had the worst of my dried squid experiences yet.. Walking into the classroom of my youngest students, one of the kids had been kind enough of to bring in this horrid snack for the class. The room stank something fierce, and all my 9 year old wonder children were chomping on the fishy nastiness. I wanted to heave, but this class is slightly crazy and I knew I’d lose all control if I showed any signs of weakness.. Thankfully I’d already instilled the no food in the classroom rule.. so it wasn’t difficult to stop them from eating, but the bits on the floor continued to emit gaggerific odours into the space I would be occupying for the next 45 minutes… as if the stench of sweaty, dirty children wasn’t already enough to knock you out cold. Sigh.